Archive for July, 2007
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
A Sissy boy with an identity crisis
Hello sluts. It’s that time again. I haven’t had much of a chance to write on my diary but I thought I would come share a funny little story about a sissy slut who had an identity crisis with me last week. Seems that “magwa” from niteflirt.com called me last week some time but he couldn’t remember who he was.
See for some reason, mid call the bitch hung up. I don’t know if he had a case of sissy remorse, if his unsuspecting wife walked in on his pitiful ass all I know is that he hung up. Well see bitches this is a big no no with me. I don’t play bitch games with you. You all might think this is a lot of fun but the minute you do that, you get an automatic block. I’ll admit to not really being on top of things and neglected to put him on block right away. To be honest, I didn’t expect him to be a complete and total retard and try to call me back, and he did.
This time though, he tried to play it off as he was “Melissa”. Well Melissa, two minutes ago you were Robert, or what ever your real name is. Don’t you know who you are calling? I decided to play the same game he did and hung up on him mid-sentence LOL. Then he called back again and got hung up on a second time hahahaha. Fuck you, you waste my time and disrespect me I will hit you where it hurts every time, your wallet. I will make you piss your money away on hang up calls all day long. So I’ll eat the bad feedback that you gave me, I don’t care. You are all like children throwing temper tantrums with your dicklets in your hands. Nobody on niteflirt.com cares about you. And they never will.
Maggots you all better realize that you are not good at playing games, especially games on the phone where your money is involved. Women are far more better at it because we have more practice at it. At the end of the day, you are all still feeding money into those accounts faster than a slot machine and every girl that you encounter is just looking to hit the jackpot with you. Some of us might only hit for a few dollars here and there, but the end result is the same. We will all break you. You will never be the winners in this situation. You know why? Because the house always wins!
Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it bitches, ROTFLMAO!
Friday, July 13th, 2007
Slutty Chrissy sissy
My filthy little maggot boy “filth” has been an extra good bitch this week. He hit my tribute about 5 times last night. So much in fact that I am going to have a fabulous weekend thanks to pig breath. I think he dumpster dives or something and is recycling cans to make extra money for me lol. He just keeps telling me how he wishes he lived in the bottom of the dumpster with all the maggots *BARF*. I guess that’s what it feels like to be scum. I wouldn’t know personally *batting lashes*.
Chrissy called me again this week. She’s such a clothes whore. The problem with her is she hasn’t learned how to curb her slutty tendencies and thinks she has to give up the ass to get the clothes and jewelry she wants. Honestly, it’s because Chrissy is such a whore that she can’t stop giving up the ass lol. She just loves having her ass used and filled and NEVER gets to cum. You know what they say right? A whore is like a bowling ball… gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and then fucking comes back for more!! Sum up your life pretty much Chrissy? Hmm pumpkin? LOL. I will have the cellie with me all weekend so that I can recoop the money I plan on spending so if you are smart you will use the call buttons and tell me you love me bitches. Ok got to go, miss me much!!!!
Sunday, July 8th, 2007
The summer of ass pirates
I know you are probably asking yourself, “Princess, what is an ass pirate?” Well tool, let me tell you what it is. An “Ass Pirate” as common definition is better known as a fagboy. I know my boys are familiar with that terminology lol. Like my own boy “filth”, he can’t seem to stop thinking about the cock lately. It must be all the hot, horny, summer months and spending days at the beach. He calls me and tells me that he watches some of the guys with semi’s and his icky sticky starts throbbing. Since he is out scouting the “booty” I’ve decided that he has officially earned title of ass pirate. I have got to say though, he’s been a good little earner. Earning $25-$30 here and there. I guess he must really drive a hard sell or be a good little hoover boy. Don’t matter as long as the money keeps rolling in.
